What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
garlic-funk
GMO is what happens when Chemdawg's gas meets the richness of Girl Scout Cookies and something genuinely savory falls out — the garlic-and-onion note that earned the 'Garlic Cookies' nickname is real, not marketing.
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Curated out of 100
How fully SŌMA has described this strain — not a quality rating.
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Aroma
Flavour
“Loud enough to embarrass most jars sitting next to it.”
On the nose it reads almost umami: roasted garlic, cracked black pepper and chem funk over a faint cookie-dough sweetness, loud enough to embarrass most jars sitting next to it. The effect is the opposite of that sharp smell — deeply physical, slow and sedating, the kind of heavy that quietly erases an evening's plans.
It's a connoisseur's indica: the people who love it love the funk specifically, while newcomers often find the savory profile divisive on a first try. Treat it as a nighttime strain and it rarely disappoints.
Chemdog × GSC
Genetic makeup
Reported indica/sativa split (lineage ratio, not lab-verified).
Bud structure
Density varies with the grower and conditions — treat this as a tendency, not a guarantee.
The record above is the cultivar. Each grower's jar is its own plant — here is how their lots measure, from lab panels New York menus print.
GMO Cookies is typically described with aromas of gassy, skunky, earthy and spicy and flavours of gassy, earthy, spicy and herbal. Aroma and flavour vary with grower, batch and freshness.
GMO Cookies is commonly associated with effects such as relaxed, heavy body, deep couch-lock and euphoric. Effects are subjective and vary with the dose, the way cannabis is taken and the individual — this is sensory guidance, not a guarantee.
GMO Cookies is classified as indica in the SŌMA catalog. These labels are a loose shorthand rather than a precise prediction of effect; studies find they do not reliably track a plant's genetics or chemistry.
By sensory profile, the closest strains in the SŌMA catalog include Fatso, Garlic Patties and Mule Fuel. SŌMA matches on aroma, flavour and effect rather than name alone.
Sensory guidance for adults 21+ where legal — not medical or legal advice.