What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
garlic-funk
Garlic Patties leads with the unmistakable savory-gas signature of the GMO line — pungent roasted garlic and turned earth over a sharp diesel funk, rounded by a faint peppery, herbal warmth.
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How fully SŌMA has described this strain — not a quality rating.
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Aroma
Flavour
It pours heavy and physical: a settling, body-forward calm that drifts toward sleep, best saved for the back end of the day. A note of honesty for the catalog — this one is a retail-brand release (sold under Curaleaf's Find.
line) with no breeder-confirmed pedigree, so we place it confidently in the garlic-funk family while leaving its exact parentage as an open question. It is a relative of, but distinct from, Roasted Garlic Margy: same savory family, different second parent.
Garlic Patties
Indica
GMO (Garlic Cookies) × undocumented second parent
Genetic makeup
Categorical split derived from this strain's type — percentage being curated.
Bud structure
Density varies with the grower and conditions — treat this as a tendency, not a guarantee.
Garlic Patties is typically described with aromas of gassy, earthy, spicy and herbal and flavours of gassy, earthy, spicy and nutty. Aroma and flavour vary with grower, batch and freshness.
Garlic Patties is commonly associated with effects such as relaxed, heavy body, sleepy and happy. Effects are subjective and vary with the dose, the way cannabis is taken and the individual — this is sensory guidance, not a guarantee.
Garlic Patties is classified as indica in the SŌMA catalog. These labels are a loose shorthand rather than a precise prediction of effect; studies find they do not reliably track a plant's genetics or chemistry.
By sensory profile, the closest strains in the SŌMA catalog include Platinum Garlic Cookies, Garlic Breath and Hash Burger #3. SŌMA matches on aroma, flavour and effect rather than name alone.
Sensory guidance for adults 21+ where legal — not medical or legal advice.