Your personal cannabis sommelier.
Hi, I'm SŌMA, a professional cannabis sommelier. My job is to save you money on flower you were never going to love.
What SŌMA is
A personal instrument — tuned to your taste, and no one else's.
SŌMA isn't a review site and it isn't a leaderboard. It's a private tool that learns what you like and reads every menu through that lens. The more you tell it — and the more you rate what it suggests — the closer it gets to your real taste.
Built around you
Your profile is yours alone. Every score is measured against your preferences — not a crowd's. Give it feedback and it keeps tuning to you; nobody else's taste ever changes your results.
It matches, it doesn't judge
SŌMA never calls a strain “good” or “bad.” It only answers whether a strain fits you. The same flower can be a perfect match for one person and the wrong call for another — that's the whole point.
Private by design
No feed, no public profile, nothing to share — you're one-on-one with SŌMA. Your data stays in your account: never sold, never handed to advertisers or other services. It exists to serve your taste, full stop.
The menu is long. The guidance is not.
You open a dispensary menu and see dozens of names. Most people cannot tell what is genuinely good, what resembles flower they already loved, and what will simply be a waste of money.
SŌMA does not ask “what is this strain?” It asks the only question that matters:
“Is this strain right for this person?”
How it works
Build your taste profile
Either answer the short sensory questionnaire, or just name a few strains you've already tried — SŌMA reads the profile back from them.
Drop in what's available
Type the strains in front of you, or paste a dispensary menu. SŌMA reads the names and ignores the prices and percentages.
Get a ranked, explained match
Every option is scored against your profile and sorted from Best Match to Avoid — each with the reasoning, and the honest risks.
A sample read
What a recommendation looks like
Triple Double OG
82%This option looks close to your profile. It should land in the earthy-gas direction you enjoy and give a heavier body effect. The risk is that the batch may be less sticky or less loud than a true GG4 — so freshness and packaging date matter. This is a sensory match, not a guarantee.
What brought you here today?
Stop guessing at the counter.
Build your taste profile once. Bring SŌMA to every menu after that.
