SŌMASensory Sommelier

Your personal cannabis sommelier.

Hi, I'm SŌMA, a professional cannabis sommelier. My job is to save you money on flower you were never going to love.

What SŌMA is

A personal instrument — tuned to your taste, and no one else's.

SŌMA isn't a review site and it isn't a leaderboard. It's a private tool that learns what you like and reads every menu through that lens. The more you tell it — and the more you rate what it suggests — the closer it gets to your real taste.

Built around you

Your profile is yours alone. Every score is measured against your preferences — not a crowd's. Give it feedback and it keeps tuning to you; nobody else's taste ever changes your results.

It matches, it doesn't judge

SŌMA never calls a strain “good” or “bad.” It only answers whether a strain fits you. The same flower can be a perfect match for one person and the wrong call for another — that's the whole point.

Private by design

No feed, no public profile, nothing to share — you're one-on-one with SŌMA. Your data stays in your account: never sold, never handed to advertisers or other services. It exists to serve your taste, full stop.

The menu is long. The guidance is not.

You open a dispensary menu and see dozens of names. Most people cannot tell what is genuinely good, what resembles flower they already loved, and what will simply be a waste of money.

SŌMA does not ask “what is this strain?” It asks the only question that matters:

“Is this strain right for this person?”

How it works

01

Build your taste profile

Either answer the short sensory questionnaire, or just name a few strains you've already tried — SŌMA reads the profile back from them.

02

Drop in what's available

Type the strains in front of you, or paste a dispensary menu. SŌMA reads the names and ignores the prices and percentages.

03

Get a ranked, explained match

Every option is scored against your profile and sorted from Best Match to Avoid — each with the reasoning, and the honest risks.

A sample read

What a recommendation looks like

Closest AlternativeConfidence: medium

Triple Double OG

82%

This option looks close to your profile. It should land in the earthy-gas direction you enjoy and give a heavier body effect. The risk is that the batch may be less sticky or less loud than a true GG4 — so freshness and packaging date matter. This is a sensory match, not a guarantee.

What brought you here today?

Stop guessing at the counter.

Build your taste profile once. Bring SŌMA to every menu after that.

SŌMA — Sensory Sommelier for Cannabis