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What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
dessert-cookies
Grease Monkey is an Exotic Genetix cross of GG4 (Gorilla Glue) and Cookies and Cream — gassy glue funk meets sweet, nutty cookie.
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Curated out of 100
How fully SŌMA has described this strain — not a quality rating.
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Aroma
Flavour
“Diesel and skunk over sweet vanilla and nut, gas with a dessert chaser.”
The nose is heavy and rich: diesel and skunk over sweet vanilla and nut, gas with a dessert chaser. The effect is strongly relaxing — a euphoric head that sinks into a heavy, sedating body, firmly evening territory.
It's potent and couch-leaning, the kind of strain that ends the night. For lovers of gas-and-dessert heavy hybrids, Grease Monkey is a satisfying, sleepy pick.
Grease Monkey
Hybrid
Gorilla Glue #4 × Cookies and Cream
Genetic makeup
Categorical split derived from this strain's type — percentage being curated.
Bud structure
Density varies with the grower and conditions — treat this as a tendency, not a guarantee.
The record above is the cultivar. Each grower's jar is its own plant — here is how their lots measure, from lab panels New York menus print.
Grease Monkey is typically described with aromas of diesel, earthy, sweet and gassy and flavours of diesel, earthy and sweet. Aroma and flavour vary with grower, batch and freshness.
Grease Monkey is commonly associated with effects such as relaxed, heavy body, sleepy and happy. Effects are subjective and vary with the dose, the way cannabis is taken and the individual — this is sensory guidance, not a guarantee.
Grease Monkey is classified as hybrid in the SŌMA catalog. These labels are a loose shorthand rather than a precise prediction of effect; studies find they do not reliably track a plant's genetics or chemistry.
By sensory profile, the closest strains in the SŌMA catalog include That Gas, Garlic Juice and Millionaire. SŌMA matches on aroma, flavour and effect rather than name alone.
Sensory guidance for adults 21+ where legal — not medical or legal advice.