Harvest
What SŌMA knows
The full curated reference set the Taste Match Engine reads from.
Tuning the harvest to your taste…
Harvest
The full curated reference set the Taste Match Engine reads from.
Tuning the harvest to your taste…
garlic-funk
A GMO at heart, which means the nose announces itself before the jar is fully open: savory garlic and aged cheese riding on a thick diesel undertone, with skunky earth filling the room.
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“Garlic-funk royalty wearing the family crest.”
The smoke is heavy and unmistakably funky, the kind of savory pungency that splits a room into devotees and the bewildered. Expect a slow, weighty settling into the body that leans sedative and hungry as it deepens.
Documentation on this particular selection is thin, so treat the precise pedigree as best-guess while the savory GMO signature itself is reliable.
GMO
Golden GMO
Indica
GMO (Garlic Cookies) selection; specific Golden cross not documented
Genetic Makeup
Reported indica/sativa split (lineage ratio, not lab-verified).
Bud structure
Density varies with the grower and conditions — treat this as a tendency, not a guarantee.
Aroma
Flavour
Sensory data is a curated, hand-mapped seed; detail completeness is high. Identity confidence is low. The diagram is this strain's own sensory radar, not a photo. Batch quality still depends on grower, freshness and storage — none of which is captured here.
Golden GMO is typically described with aromas of gassy, cheese / funk, earthy and diesel and flavours of gassy, cheese / funk, earthy and diesel. Aroma and flavour vary with grower, batch and freshness.
Golden GMO is commonly associated with effects such as relaxed, heavy body, deep couch-lock and happy. Effects are subjective and depend on dose, setting and the individual — this is sensory guidance, not a guarantee.
Golden GMO is classified as indica in the SŌMA catalog. These labels are a loose shorthand rather than a precise prediction of effect; the plant's full chemistry and how it was grown matter more.
By sensory profile, the closest strains in the SŌMA catalog include Triple Burger, Hash Burger #3 and Tres Dawg. SŌMA matches on aroma, flavour and effect rather than name alone.
Sensory guidance for adults 21+ where legal — not medical or legal advice.