What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
What SŌMA knows, strain by strain
The full reference set every match reads from.
Tuning Strains to your taste…
garlic-funk
A GMO at heart, which means the nose announces itself before the jar is fully open: savory garlic and aged cheese riding on a thick diesel undertone, with skunky earth filling the room.
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How fully SŌMA has described this strain — not a quality rating.
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Aroma
Flavour
“Garlic-funk royalty wearing the family crest.”
The smoke is heavy and unmistakably funky, the kind of savory pungency that splits a room into devotees and the bewildered. Expect a slow, weighty settling into the body that leans sedative and hungry as it deepens.
Documentation on this particular selection is thin, so treat the precise pedigree as best-guess while the savory GMO signature itself is reliable.
GMO
Golden GMO
Indica
GMO (Garlic Cookies) selection; specific Golden cross not documented
Genetic makeup
Reported indica/sativa split (lineage ratio, not lab-verified).
Bud structure
Density varies with the grower and conditions — treat this as a tendency, not a guarantee.
Golden GMO is typically described with aromas of gassy, cheese / funk, earthy and diesel and flavours of gassy, cheese / funk, earthy and diesel. Aroma and flavour vary with grower, batch and freshness.
Golden GMO is commonly associated with effects such as relaxed, heavy body, deep couch-lock and happy. Effects are subjective and vary with the dose, the way cannabis is taken and the individual — this is sensory guidance, not a guarantee.
Golden GMO is classified as indica in the SŌMA catalog. These labels are a loose shorthand rather than a precise prediction of effect; studies find they do not reliably track a plant's genetics or chemistry.
By sensory profile, the closest strains in the SŌMA catalog include Triple Burger, Hash Burger #3 and Tres Dawg. SŌMA matches on aroma, flavour and effect rather than name alone.
Sensory guidance for adults 21+ where legal — not medical or legal advice.