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Cheetah Piss
Cheetah Piss is a Cookies strain — a cross of Lemonnade, Gelato 42 and London Pound Cake — with a name nodding to its sharp, ammonia-tinged funk.
hybridvery-strongidentity: medium
91
Curated out of 100
How fully SŌMA has described this strain — not a quality rating.
- Gassy
- Citrus
- Skunky
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Sensory profile
Aroma & flavour
Aroma
- Gassy
- Citrus
- Skunky
- Diesel
- Sweet
Flavour
- Gassy
- Citrus
- Sweet
- Diesel
- Sharp, ammonia-tinged sour funk
Effects & experience
Relax12
Sleep12
Euphoria100
Energy100
Focus12
Creative100
- Uplifted
- Euphoric
- Happy
- Energetic
- Creative
Texture & cure
- Gassy
- Loud / strong smell
- Frosty
- High potency
Sensory data is a curated, hand-mapped seed; detail completeness is high. Identity confidence is medium. The diagram is this strain's own sensory radar, not a photo. Batch quality still depends on grower, freshness and storage — none of which is captured here.
Background
The story
“Sour citrus and a sharp, almost ammonia-like funk over a creamy, gassy base, loud and divisive.”
The nose is pungent and unusual: sour citrus and a sharp, almost ammonia-like funk over a creamy, gassy base, loud and divisive. The effect is balanced and uplifting — a euphoric, sociable head over a relaxed body, versatile and potent.
It's frosty and very loud, a flavour-forward exotic for funk chasers. For people who want a sharp, sour, unusual profile, Cheetah Piss stands out.
Genetics
Documented crossBoth parents are on record.
Cheetah Piss
Hybrid
Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Pound Cake
Genetic makeup
Indica 50%Sativa 50%
Categorical split derived from this strain's type — percentage being curated.
Bud structure
No clear lean
Density varies with the grower and conditions — treat this as a tendency, not a guarantee.
Shelf measurements
On New York shelves, by grower
The record above is the cultivar. Each grower's jar is its own plant — here is how their lots measure, from lab panels New York menus print.
- AsterSpicy, Citrus · 2 lots · THC 23–24% · oldest lot tested Jan 13
- Mini MartCitrus, Spicy · 1 lot · THC 28.16% · oldest lot tested Sep 25
- UntitledSpicy, Citrus · 1 lot · THC 21.77%
Frequently asked questions
What does Cheetah Piss smell and taste like?
Cheetah Piss is typically described with aromas of gassy, citrus, skunky and diesel and flavours of gassy, citrus, sweet and diesel. Aroma and flavour vary with grower, batch and freshness.
What effects is Cheetah Piss associated with?
Cheetah Piss is commonly associated with effects such as uplifted, euphoric, happy and energetic. Effects are subjective and vary with the dose, the way cannabis is taken and the individual — this is sensory guidance, not a guarantee.
Is Cheetah Piss an indica or a sativa?
Cheetah Piss is classified as hybrid in the SŌMA catalog. These labels are a loose shorthand rather than a precise prediction of effect; studies find they do not reliably track a plant's genetics or chemistry.
What strains are similar to Cheetah Piss?
By sensory profile, the closest strains in the SŌMA catalog include Bruce Banner, Lemon Berry Diesel and Headbanger. SŌMA matches on aroma, flavour and effect rather than name alone.
Sensory guidance for adults 21+ where legal — not medical or legal advice.